Snow falls over night.
Come morning, turns into rain.
Today’s drive: Slush-fuck.

“Let’s paint new lane lines!”
“Should we remove the old ones?”
“No. That would be smart.”

Goddamn crossing guard.
Can’t use the fucking sidewalk.
The children are doomed.

Trash bin on off ramp.
What fucking douchebag does this?
Is this how I die?